i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear that the two of you, on some level belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you understand one another or you’re in love or you’re partners in crime. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest circumstances, and they help you feel alive. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but it definitely makes me believe in something.
Would you bring the garbage back in after you’ve already taken it out?
She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.
inspirational. Forget sending your ex Arsenic in the mail, send that fucker some flesh!
That is hardcore
Never trust a man who howls at you like a wolf
without treating you like the moon.
10 Bleps That Prove a Cat is Cutest When Its Tongue is Out
The Blep: An adorable phenomenon that involves the protrusion of a cat’s cute pink tongue, often due to forgetfulness.
Here we observe the blep in its many beautiful manifestations. [distractify]
BLEP!! Oh my god!!